"The Art of Frying a Perfect Egg"
Frying an egg is never easy. Take a look at the picture above. U think it's the PERFECT way of frying an egg? If you do, think again. Look at the shape, what kind of shape is that?
In the lesson of "The Art of Frying a Perfect Egg", demolish the whole stereotype idea of monotonous egg frying process.
1. Light the stove.
2. Add 1 teaspoon of oil.
3. Wait for a few minutes for the oil to get heated up.
4. Carefully crack the egg shell and drop the insides onto the pan.
5. Add a pinch of salt.
6. When the bottom of the egg has turn a shade of golden-brown, turn off the gas.
7. Transfer the now perfect, succulent egg onto the plate.
EGG IS READY TO BE EATEN.
NO, egg frying is no longer that simple! Think of sputtering oil, overheating the frying pan, BURNT bits left over from the previous egg frying, breaking of the yoke while cracking the shell, hot pan toppling over, and worse of all CRITICISM from Mr Daniel Wong that eggs are expensive and no matter what, u HAVE to force-feed yourself to finish the egg you've fried. (despite all the burnt, black parts and the risk of food poisoning)
If this appeals to you, then come for the lesson on "The Art of Frying a Perfect Egg" conducted by Mr Daniel Wong himself, venue: Mr Daniel Wong's house. Time to be confirmed with the man himself.
THANK YOU.
OHHHHHMIGOSH. FRYING EGGS SUCKS.
But thanks to ZheXuan, and a bit to HuiFeng also la, for actually eating them =))) Now you think about it, it doesn't taste half that bad la. Haha. Anyway, we went to Daniel's house to study today (daniel, that monster!) and hmm, it wasn't half that bad. Haha. Dunno if we've accomplished much but, it was rather fun.
Beats staying at home, talking to the wall... the only communication u get is "summation of last K terms/find the tension of the string/which one of the following contains giant lattices?" OHHHHHHH MAN, i'm turning into Einstein soon. You know, Einstein, the weird man with the bushy beard and hair sticking in all directions. I cant imagine MY hair sticking out in all directions.
Let's all go on strike,
ABOLISH BLOCK TESTS!
BEGONE! SHOO!
INHUMANE TREATMENT TO ALL STUDENTS!
*write these on ur placards and bring them on monday, along with your thermometer*
HAHA, i'm sooooooo goin insane.